Written by The President

Fact
03 Jul 2018


I have no objection to some pussy hair, but I do quite like it when I’m up close and personal with a pussy that doesn’t leave me fishing hairs out from between my teeth afterwards!

Recently, I have had the long-awaited opportunity to watch my girlfriend being waxed (twice now!), and also had the opportunity to shave her myself when our first waxing date didn’t work out as planned (described earlier this year in my stories – President Park: A Close Shave, and A Close Shave: The Waxing Sequel). We have discussed the pros and cons of the two methods… she definitely prefers the waxing, despite the extra cost and inconvenience of needing an appointment, due to the superior end result – hardly ever an ingrown hair, a longer-lasting effect, and a much smoother finish. With shaving herself, she tends to get a bit of prickly stubble quite soon after the shave, whereas with waxing it’s much longer before there is any noticeable regrowth, which is also softer. Although.... she did say that I had done a particularly good shaving job on her, as there had been no ingrown hairs at all, and nothing needing any “touch-up” work by her afterwards!

When we went back to the salon for the second time, there were even more knowing smiles from the ladies sitting around… And it was easier to talk a bit more naughty with Paula, her beautician, and we definitely got a lot more naughty and adventurous with my touching of her pussy whenever Paula’s back was turned (some touching while Paula was looking, this time, but nothing too naughty or erotic)! And that second time, we DID have an opportunity for “kissing it better” at the Park afterwards....

As I’ve said before, pubic hair has a habit of growing back… and once again it was time to arrange for its removal. In one of our naughty chats one evening, she said to me: “so you’ve experienced shaving and waxing. How would you like to try using hair-removal cream on me? Then you will have had experience of all three methods…” We discussed this a bit. I asked if she had used this method before, as I had read in a discussion here in our SH Forum some years ago that it could sting a bit on the sensitive bits… she said she hadn’t used it on her pussy before, but rather on other parts of her anatomy, but that a good friend of hers used the method routinely for her pussy (it seems that good girl friends can openly discuss these things!), without any ill effect. She suggested that she would do a small test patch on herself, to see what it felt like, and if it wasn’t too bad we would go ahead. A couple of days later she reported that the test had been fine, with no stinging, just a bit of a tingle, and we were set to go!

Time to discuss the logistics… Where would we do it?, what stuff would we need?, etc. Because of the need to wash off the rather smelly cream, and the need for me NOT to go home smelling of hair-removal cream, we decided that a hotel or guesthouse room with a shower would be the ideal venue this time, rather than going back to the park. (And this would give us the opportunity to try out something else that we wanted to do in private, as well!).

We set a date, she borrowed a tube of Hush cream from a friend of hers, we took a couple of facecloths and extra towels, and had access to a basin with hot running water, and a shower for afterwards.

I’m not going to bore you readers with all the sexy details of our erotic playtime before we got around to the hair removal (unless you all ask for it!), suffice to say that we were in the room for four hours, and we only got around to the “business” of hair removal halfway through the last hour.

The directions said simply to apply the cream, wait six minutes, and then wipe it off….

We ensured that there were towels over a plastic refuse bag protecting the bed linen, and I got to work. As with the shaving process, I started up near her Caesar scar, and worked my way down towards the more sensitive and sexy parts of her anatomy! I squeezed cream onto my middle finger, and applied it with a downward spreading motion, stroking down towards the groin area, working from the outside in, applying cream last to the area between the folds of her outer and inner vaginal lips. The application was a bit messy, and rather smelly due to the active ingredient in (all of?) the removal cream. So once I started the application, there was no more fondling and teasing, or naughty touches as there had been during the shaving episode (which was kinda why we had left the “business” to last).

When I had made sure there was a (admittedly a thin) layer of cream everywhere that there needed to be, I went through and washed my hands, and came back to bed so we could kiss, and cuddle, and touch anywhere except on her pussy, while the six minutes of actuation time passed by. I guess we actually left it for quite a bit longer than the six minutes… we weren’t exactly clock-watching at this stage! And then it was time to just wipe all the hair away!...

Well, that was what was supposed to happen… but with the first wipe with the warm moist facecloth, very little happened, other than the removal of the residual cream. A few hairs did come away, but not an awful lot of them. So I rubbed harder, and a few more came away… until eventually I was scrubbing with the facecloth with really hot water, and it didn’t feel particularly sexy at all. The facecloth ended up with a load of hairs that did not easily rinse away, and only about half of her pussy hair came away. It was a total disappointment!!!

We decided that we would need to either redo the application, or else finish it off with a shave, but we had started to run out of time (not enough to do another cream round), and she had in any case not brought her razor or gel with her, not thinking that it might be necessary. So, when we get back together again this week, we will finish the job off properly, with the razor this time, and have a lot more fun doing so than using the cream!

So now that I have experienced all three potential methods for pussy hair removal (laser removal is just absolutely not an option!), how do they shape up, in my opinion?

I too love the end-result of the waxing, and I have become convinced by her that it is not quite as painful an activity as I had assumed it was… after doing it for many years now, her skin is accustomed to the wax application and the tearing out of the hairs from their follicles. And it definitely provides the smoothest skin surface afterwards, which also apparently lasts longest of the various treatments. There is the cost of having to go to a beautician, and the need to make an appointment, but I can’t see the beauty parlour accepting the story that I need to keep coming back every time she needs a bikini wax, to feel what she is experiencing. No other husbands have ever done that, in Paula’s 15 years of experience, and I’ve done it twice already in the space of a couple of months! So I fear we’re getting a bit of a reputation of being the “kinky waxing couple”, and I’m not going to go back again soon in case it causes any embarrassment.

Would I do the hair removal cream again? We’ve discussed it, and are going to give it another go sometime, just once, to be fair to the treatment, and maybe see if we need to do anything different. This time we will use one of the more recognised cream brands, and I will apply it a lot thicker than I had the first time, and also just put up with the smell!

Of the three treatments, I preferred the shaving the most! It was a wonderfully intimate activity, handling her pussy with care, taking in all of its intimate detail as I gently worked the razor over every square centimetre, holding her labia out of the way of the razor, applying a little tension to the skin, getting the angle of the cut right… And no chemical smell to have to put up with… and a fresh clean pussy to kiss and lick and treat with loving care after simply washing away the shaving foam! I’m going to ask if we can do that again, sooner rather than later! I don’t think Paula will go out of business, but she’s sure going to wonder why the frequency of her visits for a bikini waxing is dropping off… and in the summer months, doing the shaving outdoors can be a lot of fun too!!!!!!!

If anyone has had any similar (or different!) experiences doing pussy hair removal together, we'd love to hear about them!


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