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28 Jan 2018


Throughout my life I have got the same stupid reactions when other guys see me naked or in the shower, some of the ones I can remember are:

“Fuck you have a big dick the ladies must love you”

“You have a cock like a donkey, you must really punish the ladies with that thing”

“God that is humongous, wish I had one so big”

“Fucking hell!!!! what you do with that thing, steal petrol with it?”

“Hey come show these guys your horse dick.”

“You fuckin lucky bastard to have a dick so fuckin big”

Yeah right…….. so I decided to make a pro’s and con’s list to see if it was a good thing or not.

PRO’S

1. Huge ego boost (makes me feel good)

2. Loads of attention on the nude beach

3. Nice reaction when a girls first sees it (“fuck look at that profile what a lovely dick

bring it here”)

4. Loads of girls with big pussies (did I tell you I like fisting?)

5. Girls with big pussies usually stay longer and don’t want to leave.

6. After they had my dick it’s easier to fist them (my favorite)

7. When I take my dick out at events and swing it round a few times and threaten to make them my bitch the Dom's run and hide, leaving me alone with their subs.

CON’S

1. Getting a hard-on in public is difficult to hide ("excuse me is that a anaconda in your

pocket or are you just happy to see me?”…woman always seem to notice it, the

slutty whores)

2. Getting unwanted attention on the nude beach (guys wanking over you when your

girlfriend is next to you…weird fuckers on the beach these days)

3. Jealousy from guys who are intimidated by your cock (can you imagine punching

someone in the face cause they got a bigger dick than you? Feel like hitting him over

the head with my cock stupid fuckin bastard)

4. Spending money on lots of lube (that shit is expensive… even considered getting some

one to bang them first so I can use their cum as lube to save money)

5. Bad reaction when you want anal from a lady (“you wanna put THAT where?”)

6. Excessive bleeding from tiny pussies (bleeding, bruising, tearing and crying from

virgins = too much time wasted on aftercare when I could be doing her again)

7. Excessive screaming from both anal and vaginal sex (that reminds me I must get

earplugs tomorrow)

8. Excessive choking (I don’t like vomit or their eyes popping out… oh man… mixed

with sperm….that’s just so fucking gross)

9. Excessive pain when trying to go balls deep into a virgin (cock tends to bottom out two

Inches before my balls collide with her cunt, causing cock to bend at 45 degrees and

come to an abrupt stop, this tends to hurt for a couple of days after…might as well

have broken it in half for fuck sake)

10. When fucking virgins its hard to tell whose blood is on the sheets (“mmm are you

sure you were a virgin? Cause it looks like I am bleeding to death from my cock)

11. After fucking virgins and tiny pussies, cock is raw for days. (you know how fucking

sore it is pushing a raw dick into someone else the next day…nearly the same as child

birth….. fuckin bitch hope you fall pregnant so you can feel what it feels like)

12. Ex wife had to go for vaginal reconstruction after we split up (her girlfriend said it

was way to big and now I have to pick up my son from the driveway and not come

into the house……. Wtf?????.)

13. Girls don’t love me for me …they love my dick.(greedy bitches)

14. Spend too much time having to open pussies and anal cavities with toys so I can fit

my dick in (some times I just want to shove it in and fuck…you know like a quickie)

15. Once my dick is in a pussy or doing anal, I can’t shove fingers or toys in alongside it.

(they tend to scream to much when I do that….. yeah that’s what I gotta remember

the earplugs for)

16. Some ladies complain I am banging against something inside them so I have to only

shove it in half way.(so fucking frustrating.. that’s when I consider chopping it off

then and there…anyway I can’t feel it so who the fuck cares)

17. Extremely difficult to get rid of some girls, they just don’t want to leave. (“but I love

you so much, cant live without you”…..Ja ja its my cock you love you fuckin slut)

18. Not easy to explain to a police officer it wasn’t rape, when there is excessive tearing

and bruising.(“your majesty the evidence suggests otherwise”….fuckin never win do

you?)

19. To have a normal sex life I have to hunt down girls with big pussies.(“excuse me can

I see if you have a big cunt…..yeah right”)

20. Can’t wear tight jeans. (woman tend to follow me around Pick an Pay and in

Checkers it’s the guys)

21. Cock tends to stick out the top of Speedo’s when hard. (this always happens when a

hot chick is nearby…must be a freakin sex maniac…did I tell you I like fisting?)

22. Chicks try using it against you (“you think because you have a big dick I won’t leave

you”…. like its my fault I have a big dick….. fuck wish my fist was bigger)

23. Having to do it slow and gentle every time just in case I hurt them, is just not fuckin

fair now is it?.(can’t even fuck her silly like I want…. not my fault her pussies so

fuckin small)

24. Will never in my life experience small dick humiliation. (not that I want to….but you

never know life is short)

So yeah….. sometimes I wish I had a small dick.


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