Guys the fastest way to get accepted by Mrs is to simply email us your cell number, we are very discreet so if you give us a time to contact you Mrs will contact you on whats-app and arrange a appropriate time to phone you... if she likes what she hears she will invite you meet. We really don't have time for looooooooooooooong drawn out emails or random pics are going to be ignored there are just to many emails to get through. If you are interested send your number, we travel regularly to CT and JHB so don't let location put you off ;-)

If you are wondering why you are being ignored or your friend requests are being denied it's because your profile gives us no idea who you are or what you look like. Guys we all have penis's... if you think yours is bigger or better than the next guys congrats but she certainly wont be making a decision based on how big it is or what it looks like so if that is all you have on your profile then please stop trying to get in touch with us because we ARE ignoring you. We also wont share any pics or our identity until you have sent us your valid CONTACT NUMBER so if you don't want to do that then we fully respect that BUT please don't waste your time initiating a conversation because it isn't going to go anywhere.

...now back to our profile ;-)

Are you.... 

Age: 35 - 50 
Male/Female or couple
Upmarket 
Well groomed 
Intelligent 
In shape 
None smoker
Confident 
VERY VERY Discreet 

Then you may be what my wife is looking for... please bear in mind that you will not be playing with her alone so if you are not comfortable playing in front of me (the husband) then please DONT bother contacting us. If you think you are the guy/girl/couple to satisfy this fantasy of hers then please get in touch. 

Time wasters and fake profiles please DONT bother we can spot you from a mile away. If you are not prepared to give us a valid cell number so we can contact you and verify that you are real then DONT bother contacting us. You will also need to show yourself on Skype video before we meet so my wife can chat to you face to face. If any of the above does not apply to you or you are not comfortable revealing your identity then PLEASE move along... These sites are full of time waters and fake profiles and we know that...  our rules and preferences are all NONE negotiable and we wont be making any exceptions.... we are far from desperate so you will need to be exactly what we are looking for. If you no longer look like the person in your photos please DONT embarrass yourself, you wont be getting a pity shag here :-) What we are looking for could not be clearer so please be honest and if you ARE what she is looking you will most definitely NOT be disappointed!! ;-) 

We EXPECT absolute discretion and will provide the same in return.

Those prepared to provide current face and full length body pics will receive priority responses... every oke has a penis guys, she really does not need to see yours to decide on whether she wants to play or not, unless of course it is the size of Mr Chows from the Hangover movie... she wont be interested if she has to tug on it with a pair of tweazers ;-)