52 years young
1.71m barefoot (in heels - 6ft!)
Weight - should be able to be hoisted in a fireman's lift and carried to the bedroom, but would require a pair of strong, hairy rugby legs and a sturdy back for standing action, without otherwise incurring some serious injury. Gymnastic positions very possibly out of the question, so as to be able to still walk the next day.
In cm's - a 12 waist. - which still makes for a second glance in a pair of good jeans. The wolf whistles have sadly faded somewhat.
38C - all natural and no bra required, despite losing the battle with gravity.
Hair is coloured monthly to keep a bit of grey at bay, but otherwise mane-worthy, despite being a lioness.
A few bumps, scratches and scars (two C-sections and a recent bike incident notwithstanding) but gets by in a bikini - standing or lying down; sitting just makes for tan lines!
Well-trained, experienced and extremely capable, but I am NOT applying to be a another wife, baby-mommy, housekeeper, PA, travel agent or business partner. I have been ALL of those and more, to two men and it did not work out for me, although not for a lack of trying for 18 and 12 years,, respectively. I have two beautiful kids of my own and I am definitely not looking to birth any more. Would consider being a fur-parent, but that is a constraint to a 'lockup 'n go' lifestyle that I have been aiming for - for the last 25 years! The two-legged children are both overseas and I miss them terribly!
Love and attention would be considered, as sufficient payment-in-kind, for a reciprocal loving and very sexual relationship - NO ring required!
Regular leg over will ensure minimal bitchiness - feed me, fuck me and let me sleep! (Happy woman = Happy man!)
Strong maternal instincts should make for a well-cared for companion, confidant, friend, lover and partner.
Please note: I am NOT looking to be a Cougar or a Sugar Mommy; neither, do I want to be a Geriatric Nurse. Would prefer applicants of a similar age, as talking IS essential - before, during and after (NO - there is no remote with an OFF switch included, because other creative ways can be found to keep me quiet) and as such, topics of conversation would have to be of mutual interests, which a generation gap of 6+ years either way negates.
Looking for an adventurous man for 2 legged, 2 or 4 wheel adventures; preferably on the roads less travelled.
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Available for interviews providing there is coffee with apple pie and cream.
(Unfortunately, NO references available!)