Penis Fact #14
No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
Penis Fact #7
Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
Penises can actually break
Most do so during 'violent intercourse.' Or men injuring their Erect penises,TRUE,an audible crack can be heard.
The cure for a broken penis? Six weeks of bed rest with a penis splint!!!
Quote by Pussinboots1 Penises can actually break Most do so during 'violent intercourse.' Or men injuring their Erect penises,TRUE,an audible crack can be heard. The cure for a broken penis? Six weeks of bed rest with a penis splint!!!
Imagine your employer reading that sick note . . . .
Quote by Pussinboots1 Penises can actually break Most do so during 'violent intercourse.' Or men injuring their Erect penises,TRUE,an audible crack can be heard. The cure for a broken penis? Six weeks of bed rest with a penis splint!!!
Really? I have tried to break mine... mostly when I was 16 but anyway, this thing is pretty "robust". he he he...
OMW guys I actually way way in my youth had a gent come into the emergency room with ,YEAH you have guested righ!!! a Fractured penis......He was the talk of the hospital at that stage,and you can also know he was BED WASHED by a LOT of different nursing students at the time......
Quote by Pussinboots1 OMW guys I actually way way in my youth had a gent come into the emergency room with ,YEAH you have guested righ!!! a Fractured penis......He was the talk of the hospital at that stage,and you can also know he was BED WASHED by a LOT of different nursing students at the time......
hey Stamina, there's one way to ensure you get some action . . . :rotflmao:
Penis Fact #4
The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds.
Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs
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