A friend told me that this site is frequented by some very strange people, so I figured I should filter out a few folks by asking some serious questions. Please answer carefully: 1) Are you a fan of Justin Bieber? 2) Have you watched more than 2 episodes of Jersey Shore? If your answers to both questions was 'no', then congratulations, you've passed the first test! If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry! Now that we've gotten the formalit...